IC INBOX; CEREALIA

[kaihentai]

[All that can be heard is the sound of a man spilling his guts- Literally. He's losing his lunch over and over again. After an dismaying array of wretching noises, a voice finally echoes throughout.]

Is this thing on?

[BEEEEEEP.]

Comments

[kaihentai]

[...That's weird.]

What, did you think I poisoned them or something? That's silly! Who do you think I am?

[Takasugi?]

[pachintoki]

Ehh? So something was wrong with them? It's a good thing I threw them out already. You shouldn't waste chocolate like that, asshole.

[There's a strange sound in the background, like. . . maybe plastic? Is something being unwrapped?]

[kaihentai]

Nothing was wrong with them! They're fine. Fine! Oi! I paid good money for those.

[he knows you can't throw out chocolate u piece of shit]

[pachintoki]

[more plastic sounds! And is he . . . chewing? Is there chewing into the phone?]

That's exactly what someone would say if . . . mmm. . . there was something wrong [chew, cough] with them, oi!

[chew chew CHEW and another unwrapping sound.]