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[kaihentai]

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Intro log, May;

[kaihentai]

Rock Lee

[kaihentai]

Tatsuma? Ah.

He's a foolish man.

[Still, Rock Lee's earnesty is downright heartwarming.]

But you want to help! And so badly, too. Ohhhh. Who am I to deny you?

Give me a hand, then.

[niceguypose]

I... I see. [No he doesn't. Speaking in the third person just confuses him. But he understands the last bit at least, so he extends a hand.]

Here, I will help you!

[kaihentai]

[Sakamoto takes Lee's hands in his own, noticing the bandages. There's a murmur of concern in that comes from his throat.]

Oh.

Did you hurt yourself?

[niceguypose]

Ah... No, sir! [He smiles sheepishly.] These are merely training bandages... It is part of my hard work!

[kaihentai]

Oh! So when you kicked me back there-

[He smiles back.]

You were practicin' some of your moves?

[niceguypose]

That's right! I was showing off a Dynamic Entry for the cameras. I did not mean to strike you, good sir!

Inaba Himeko;

[kaihentai]

You may not think it's important, and hell, why should I care about it? What matters is a person's heart, the color of their soul, not their eyeshadow!

Ah, but still, still! I'm interested in things that sell. It's a trick of the trade.

Bansai

[kaihentai]

Is that the grim reaper?

[Sakamoto squints as he... Dies? Is he dying?]

He's gotten so ugly.

Athena

[kaihentai]

Oh? Why, thank you! You're too kind.

[He smiles in her general direction, clearly amused.]

What's the matter? You're looking a little green. Never seen that kind of thing before?

[psycholawgy]

...

I really hope you and I are thinking about the same thing.

[kaihentai]

You hope?

[he sounds so innocent what a smug little bastard]

Oh, well! I hope for a lot of things. I'm glad to see that hope isn't dead around here.

[psycholawgy]

Ooh, and here I thought you could use some encouragement!

[ She's quick to anger. . . and it looks like she's ready to hit somebody. ]

You're just messing with me, aren't you?!

is this too gross it's late i'm sorry

[kaihentai]

[He chuckles again, smile only getting wider.]

That face you're making is real cute! You'll have to forgive me.

I really do appreciate it, honestly? You tryin' to make me feel better. That's very sweet.

LMAO IT'S FINE

[psycholawgy]

[ She puffs her cheeks angrily. It really did make her mad, but being told that what she did was sweet placates her slightly. ]

W- Well, good. Nobody should be feeling upset over anything.

. . . even if it's paying taxes.

Celty; he done fucked up now

[kaihentai]

Oh? Even in the house?

[Sakamoto has no idea that she's got no head, so...]

How strange! Why's that? I'm sure you have a very pretty face.

[helmets]

Not in the house.

[ but wow what does she even say to that last part????? this is embarrassing. ]

Thank you.

[ it's really nice when people can't see her face sometimes. she looks at the rest of his body, trying to see if he's bleeding from anywhere else. ]

How are you feeling?

[kaihentai]

Fine, actually.

[He smiles at her, not careful about how he does.

Oh dear. What's with that look.]

You have a gentle way about you. So, so! Looks like you spend your days takin' care of other people.

I wonder if you've got any time to take care of yourself!

[helmets]

I'm glad to hear that.

[ "gentle" isn't a word that's often used to describe her, but it's nice of him to think so, at least. what he says next gets her to pause, however. hadn't shinra said something similar before? that she should take care of herself too? ]

Since I've arrived here, I have. I have more time than I did before, to the point where I'm not sure what to do with it.

[kaihentai]

I understand how that feels.

[Boy.

Does he ever.]

I know most people would be happy for it, but I'd rather get back to work.

angryboy

[kaihentai]

Oh, but if it's my body he wants...

[Sakamoto...]

Who am I to deny him?

[that's not what he wants to do to ur body

the only thing that people should do to ur body is throw it in the trash tbh]

LMFAO ANGRYBOY

[helmsplitter]

....[Wtf is wrong with you, bro. Seriously???

This is weirding Dotanuki out and he turns to see the creature trying to crawl its way back to continue eating the guy. Even if it's something he apparently enjoys (???), the sword doesn't think Haru would be happy with him if he left someone to be consumed.

He turns and uses his sheathed sword to flip the monster further away and sighs.]

Because the only thing he wants to do is eat you like meat. Do you wanna die?

*rhymes with: sword yaoi

[kaihentai]

You mean several sweet, little deaths?

[This is all being said as he's losing highly alarming quantities of blood.]

Why, certainly!

according to tumblr, donut *is* the porn star

[helmsplitter]

No, I mean one permanent death.

[And while he isn't an expert on human biology, he thinks that this amount of blood loss is probably a bad thing. ]

Look, we need to get you to a repair shop. Can you move?

[kaihentai]

[Yes, he still can!

Despite his quickly deteriorating condition, he smiles back at donutpornstar, and waves cheerfully.]