This is weirding Dotanuki out and he turns to see the creature trying to crawl its way back to continue eating the guy. Even if it's something he apparently enjoys (???), the sword doesn't think Haru would be happy with him if he left someone to be consumed.
He turns and uses his sheathed sword to flip the monster further away and sighs.]
Because the only thing he wants to do is eat you like meat. Do you wanna die?
[Sakamoto has met another one of the swords (his own, to be fair), although it doesn't register that this person could be a sword too. He responds, still serious:]
I guess they might be then? [He had no idea that beauty could reduce physical pain, but then he probably shouldn't take anything this guy says seriously.
Dotanuki gets him to a chair and manages to swipe a first aid kit from a nearby table. ]
Look, just sit alright? We'll wrap the wound and then find some pretty girl for you or whatever.
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LMFAO ANGRYBOY
This is weirding Dotanuki out and he turns to see the creature trying to crawl its way back to continue eating the guy. Even if it's something he apparently enjoys (???), the sword doesn't think Haru would be happy with him if he left someone to be consumed.
He turns and uses his sheathed sword to flip the monster further away and sighs.]
Because the only thing he wants to do is eat you like meat. Do you wanna die?
*rhymes with: sword yaoi
[This is all being said as he's losing highly alarming quantities of blood.]
Why, certainly!
according to tumblr, donut *is* the porn star
[And while he isn't an expert on human biology, he thinks that this amount of blood loss is probably a bad thing. ]
Look, we need to get you to a repair shop. Can you move?
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Despite his quickly deteriorating condition, he smiles back at donutpornstar, and waves cheerfully.]
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I'm Dotanuki Masakuni, by the way. Is there anyone I should contact for you?
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[An instinct.]
Ah, wait! I haven't done anything stupid yet.
[that's what u think]
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Dotanuki starts walking toward the nearest place with a first aid kit. ]
Doesn't that hurt?
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But wounds of the soul? Those are the worst, y'know?
[It would be easier to take him seriously if he wasn't bleeding through his pores.]
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Look, you're going to bleed out and die if we don't get you patched up. Do you understand that, human?
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Before we go, will you tell me one thing?
[He clutches angryboy's shoulder, and with a serious tone of voice, utters:]
On a scale of 1 to 10, how cute are the nurses?
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I go to a forge, not a hospital. Why do you even care about that when you're bleeding from the skull?
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Pretty faces ease the pain.
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Dotanuki gets him to a chair and manages to swipe a first aid kit from a nearby table. ]
Look, just sit alright? We'll wrap the wound and then find some pretty girl for you or whatever.
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But he's smiling. Through all the blood.]
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Dotanuki sighs and takes out a roll of gauze and some cotton to clean up the blood. He starts wiping it away from the stranger's face and the wound. ]
Name's Dotanuki Masakuni by the way. Who're you?